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- I feel like such a failure! I’ve been shopping for over twenty years, and I still don’t have anything to wear!
- I do not want to brag, or to make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!
- Photography is the only hobby where we can shoot people and cut their head off legally.
- Synonym is a word used in place of the one you can’t spell.
- Let’s eat grandpa.
Let’s eat, grandpa.
Correct punctuation can save a person’s life. - Money talks, they say. All it ever said to me was Goodbye. ~ Cary Grant
- I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Nikdy som školám nedovolil, aby sa mi plietli do vzdelania.
~ Mark Twain - I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.
- If being awesome was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence. – www.bigfatgear.com
- A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. – William Arthur Ward
- “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Charles Dickens
- If your boyfriend wants your breast, thighs and legs, send him to KFC. You’re a lady, not a cheap value meal!
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“We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won’t need to tell anybody it does.
Lighthouses don’t fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine.” – Dwight L. Moody -
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other one is husband…
- Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
just pee on it and walk away.